The meeting could have been an email, and so could this sentence. Two now, and a third once budget opens.

Per my last email, this is not a fire, but let us treat it like one. Two now, and a third once budget opens.

Per my last email, this is not a fire, but let us treat it like one. Three is a committee.

The quarterly plan is a spreadsheet with a pep talk. Get two, and a spare for the spare.

My plant is imaginary, and it is still doing better than the project. Buy two, and let us call it a pilot program.

Let us take this offline, to a place that does not exist. Redundancy is in the quarterly plan.

The meeting could have been an email, and so could this sentence. Buy two bottles: one for the project, one for the backup project.

Per my last email, this is not a fire, but let us treat it like one. Buy two bottles: one for the project, one for the backup project.